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Reason #57 to own a pool…

…it stops big disgusting centipedes from making into the house.

Our pool ‘caught and killed’ an 8 incher last April as we detailed in this gross post. This morning, as I innocently strolled the deck marveling at the blue sky I happened to look down into the pool and OH MY GOD THERE’S ANOTHER ONE!!!

First thing I did was scream for Scott; the second was to grab my camera.

After we fished Nasty #2 out (and Scott guaranteed me it was, for sure, dead) I placed my Critter Measuring Teaspoon next to it to see if it was bigger than Nasty #1, and I have to say they’re pretty even – give or take a few millimeters of antenna (SO gross).

We measured it just for kicks.

Looks like another 8 incher. Awesome. Gee, I hope we get to meet the whole family.

After the science part of our photo shoot was done I figured I’d go all macro on it’s ass to give you guys a sweet shot of those stingers (go on, click and enlarge it, you know you want to. In fact feel free to enlarge any of the pictures in this oh-so-delicious post).

…and one more body shot (prints for sale starting at $200.00).

Oh YEAH baby! So GROSS and SO FREAKING ME OUT. I REALLY don’t need to meet a Nasty #3, and we’re going to make sure we give our fierce pool some good chemical treats for being such a good Critter Catcher!

UPDATE: So Scott decided to leave the big sucker out to scare the pool guy today…

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And here’s what they eat:

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This post is unofficially dedicated to our good friend Tripp who’s been bitten by these bastards twice.

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Fought My First Tarantula

The other day I saw an apple size hole in my garden. And if you know me you know not to mess with my plants :)

I peaked in the hole but couldn’t see anything so I decided to flush whatever was in there out. I grabbed the hose and started filling when all the sudden this baby poked his head out…

This is a representation as I wasn’t quick enough to grab a picture. They’re mean and nasty but no where near as mean and nasty as the Giant Amazonian Centipede we fished out of the pool this year…

We have some nasty creepy crawlies here so keep an eye out. Lest we forget the scorpions…

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From the files of OMG WHAT IS THAT!…

…I bring you…


This Guy:

(cue the loud booming voice) THE AMAZONIAN GIANT CENTIPEDE! We fished it out and placed it on the floatie for picture purposes. Ain’t he pretty? Here’s another shot of this many-legged (disgusting) wonder…

The AMAZONIAN GIANT CENTIPEDE can grow in excess of 12 inches (gag); our little buddy was just over half of that…measuring in at 8 inches. Slightly longer than a teaspoon (you can click this picture for a close up if you like…you know you want to…):

Yep, that’s right. Pick up that spoon you’re stirring your morning coffee with and just picture it. GAWD help me. So gross.

Hey recently-visited friends & family, don’t you wish he popped by when you were here?

They say you never forget your first time – and they’re right, this takes my ick-paranoia to a new level. We already popped our scorpion cherry with this little guy earlier this year – and he was quickly followed up by a much bigger scorpion that we found IN A CABINET UNDER THE BATHROOM SINK. Like, behind closed doors. How they H-E-Double-hockey-sticks did he get in there?! And he was ALIVE. *shudder* I’m the one that found him, and I would have taken pictures…but once I saw that tail curl up I was too busy slamming the door shut, yelling for Scott and jumping up and down waving my hands around like a little girl. So, I suppose it was only a matter of time before we saw our first centipede – but I was hoping for a small one…not one that could fill out a hot dog bun.

We’ve left him sitting out there on the table – to ward off others who might decide to slink up on our deck. Hopefully any future crawlies find the pool before they find any door gaps into our living room and decide to slip underneath a couch cushion. *muffled scream*

Centipedes in general are carnivorous, though this term usually refers to a diet of smaller bugs or scavenged remains. The Amazonian giant centipede, however, creeps out at night to stalk even larger victims. Groping through the darkness with its long antennae, the centipede will make a meal out of any number of unsuspecting small animals, including lizards, frogs, birds, and mice.

Read all about them here.

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Moving To St. Thomas US Virgin Islands – Top Ten Tips – Part 3

Before you read on make sure to read Moving To St. Thomas Part 1 and Moving To St. Thomas Part 2 and Moving To St. Thomas US Virgin Islands – Everything You Need To Know. I’ll wait…

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…I hope you had a chance to read all the comments, over 200 of them because most of the answers are there.

So here we go :)

1. How much money do I need to live in St. Thomas? Who the heck knows? What’s your lifestyle like? Here’s what we do know, St. Thomas is expensive. Everything comes in on a container so it’s all marked up, a beach chair that sells in the states for $30 is $50 here. A gallon of milk can run you $7 yet a bottle of rum can run you $6. What do you drink more of? There is an entire post dedicated to grocery pricing here:

If you’ve ever been to Manhattan it’s that plus some. So if you’re moving here from cowland get ready for some high costs, probably 35%-45% more cost of living. I personally would have at least a half a years salary in hand if you intend on moving here. But we know a lot of folks who came on a plane fair :)

2. How much is rent? Where do you want to live? How many bedrooms? Pets? All this comes into play. Expect higher rents than the states for sure. You can rent a small studio for about $900/month and then it goes up from there. But Electricity will run you 3 times the cost of the states (currently at .32kw). And if gas prices rise so does the electricity as WAPA (Water and Power Authority) makes electricity from gas here :(

Oh and most rentals aren’t exactly legal. What’s that mean? It means they’ve added extra apartments where one was so you may or may not be on a shared electric meter. You’ll have to work that out with the landlord. I always tell people to pay per square foot if you’re on a shared meter.

Here are some rough rental costs:

Studio: $800-$1200

1 Bedroom: $1000-$1600

2 Bedroom: $1200-$2000

3 Bedroom: $2400-$5500

4 Bedroom: $3500-$6000

Contact our friend and realtor Karen Korsgren for all your buying, selling, rental needs:

Here’s a couple of other places to look:,

3. Employment! Tourism and government is the only industries we really have here in St. Thomas. So if you’re looking for a job in the bar, restaurant, hotel, boating and general tourism industry you will be able to find a job. And if you’re actually reliable you’ll be able to keep it. The pay here is low. Lower than most states so if you get a job say at an insurance agency you’ll probably make less and pay more for everything else. You want to live on an island? That’s the price ;)

Here’s a couple of other places to look:,

4. Buying or Building? Will you be buying or building? Right now building is VERY expensive. I’ve been told by builders that a yard of concrete sells for $2000, yikes! And get ready to throw your budget out the window because it will be more than planned guaranteed. Oh and add 4-6 months on to the projected deliverable if you’re lucky ;) If you think building is a headache in the states then don’t build because it will be 10 times worse here.

Buying works the same way as the states with the exception of what they call a stamp tax. Transactions in the US Virgin Islands require 2% to 3.5% government transfer tax or stamp tax. All property transactions over $350,000 require a mandatory 2.5% stamp tax. You can negotiate this with the seller. In a down market a buyer can usually get a seller to pay it but in a good market…

The US Virgin Islands,which include St. Thomas, St. John, St. Croix and Water Island, are unincorporated territory of the United States. Thus, purchasing property in any of these islands grants you the same guarantees and Constitutional protections and rights that you would have in anywhere in the United States.

Things to consider:

a. Cistern – A cistern is how you get your water supply. Our gutters on our roof catch the rain and then funnel it down into a holding tank. So if it doesn’t rain for a while you will run out of water. Water costs run me $340 for 5300 gallons and we have two 10,000 gallon water tanks so you do the math. We have a complete micron, charcoal and UV light water filtration system which cost around $1500.

b. Electricity – We pay 3 times the average cost in the states or about .34kw. But be forewarned our system in the US Virgin Islands generates electricity from gas. So when gas goes up so does your electric bill. Two years ago when gas hit $5/gallon our rates were .52kw.

c. Insurance – Hurricane insurance is ridiculously expensive! For $500,000 replacement fee expect to pay $14,000/year or so. Replacement fee is what it would costs to replace whatever was broken/missing but not exactly what a builder may charge you at the time of repair. That’s where the insurance company can really stick it to you. It may suddenly be a lot more money in labor/materials after a hurricane :( We use Tunick Insurance at: 340-776-7000.

5. Pets :) We have 2 parrots and bring them to and from St. Thomas every year. You can bring them on Delta or Continental as a carry-on. We need to get a health certificate from our vet within 7 days of travel. I’m not sure about other pets but I know you can bring them with no worries, check with your airline for that info. Do to public health and environmental concerns importing pet snakes into the territory is not allowed.

There are some places that will allow you to rent with a pet. I’m not sure of them but contact our friend and realtor Karen Korsgren for all your buying, selling, rental needs:

6. Crime :( Don’t go looking for it and it probably won’t find you. Yes we have a high murder rate but chances are it’s one bad guy killing another. It’s very rare that you hear of an innocent person being murdered but it happens… If you go looking for drugs you’ll put yourself in a bad position. If you’re walking around drunk in a bad neighborhood you’ll put yourself in a bad position. Be street-smart and know your surroundings and you’ll be fine.

7. Cars and License! Buying a car in St. Thomas is expensive. They know they got you by the short hairs because of the cost to ship it here. So cars are typically 15%-25% more to buy. That said if you own a nice car it may be worth it to ship it here.

It can cost around $1000-$1500 to ship a car from Miami. Check out Tropical shipping at:

St. Thomas is basically one extremely curvy, giant hill. I strongly recommend a 4 wheel drive vehicle here especially when it rains. Expect to replace brakes twice a year and transmissions also get pretty roughed up. Oh and our roads are full of potholes that usually go unfixed or fixed wrongly so they re-appear :)

Things to consider:

a. Can you get parts for your car if you bring it here and can someone fix it? I brought my Infinity QX4 here and there is literally only 1 guy that can fix major things on it. Things like regular maintenance, brakes etc. are no problem. We have most major dealers here like Ford, Honda and Toyota.

b. You’ll need a VI license plate for your car. Your stateside license will not work here.

c. You’ll have to clear customs. You can call the Customs Office at (340) 714-1600 for more information.

d. You’ll need the title to your car.

e. Road tax: You must get a Bill of Lading from the shipping agent when the car arrives in the USVI. For more information call Internal Revenue office at (340) 714-9332.

f. Insurance is required in St. Thomas. You must get your vehicle insured before requesting a moving permit. We use Tunick Insurance at: 340-776-7000.

g. You’ll need a permit to move your car: Go to the Department of Motor Vehicles (DMV) to get a permit to move your vehicle from the dock. The permit allows you to move a non-registered vehicle from one point to another.

h. Take your vehicle to the DMV to get your vehicle inspected. Bring with you, receipt that you paid the road tax, title, proof of insurance and stateside driver’s license.

i. How to obtain a VI drivers License, click here:

8. Motorcycles & Bikes: Bringing one or buying a motorcycle is the same as the car above. Here’s the deal, the roads here are pretty bad. All windy and up and down hills. You can’t get over 40mph in most spots. The rain makes things doubly worse. People drive like complete idiots here with safari taxi’s stopping and letting out tourists in the middle of the roads. That said I think owning a motorcycle or standard bike is crazy here. But to each their own :)

9. Education: I’m pretty unfamiliar with the public school system here. Everyone I personally know sends their kids to private schools: and to name a few.

10. Health Care:Not good enough. Period. It’s getting better. Talk to any doctor or nurse from the states and they’ll openly tell you it’s not good. Anything serious and I would leave the island for the states. We have the Roy Lester Schneider Hospital: We have many primary doctors and facilities.

Again make sure to read Moving To St. Thomas Part 1 and Moving To St. Thomas Part 2 and Moving To St. Thomas US Virgin Islands – Everything You Need To Know.

Hope this helps and remember most of this is just my experiences and opinion :)

Before you comment or ask a question please read ALL THE COMMENTS as the answer is probably already there.

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The Ick factor

This morning, as I was coming down the stairs, Scott yelled out, “Guess what I found in one of the scorpion bowls?”

A scorpion bowl, for those who might not know, looks like this:


 Directions: fill with some sort of boozy concoction. (Just ask my uncle, he knows all about them.)

I stop in my tracks, halfway down the stairs. I don’t like this game. I don’t want to guess. I don’t want to know. And I certainly don’t want Scott to come around the corner to shove whatever-it-is in my face. I know we live in the Caribbean, but it doesn’t mean I’m going to be any less girly about insect/bugs/flying things.  

Then he says, “It’s pretty ironic…”

Oh, I get it, and now I want to see, but on my own terms, which means ‘please leave the bowl on the counter and I will creep up in my own time lest the creature bounce back to life and jump on me’.

I peer inside, and sure enough, he was right. It is ironic. And small (whew).


The scorpion bowl has trapped one of it’s own.  I’m happy for two reasons: A) it’s not alive and hiding under my pillow, and B) it’s a baby. Here’s a close-up:


I wish he had called ahead as we would have made sure there was something in the bowl for him.

Scott likes the ‘guess what I found’ game. There was the ‘guess what died in the sliding doors’


Hate. The roaches.

The ‘guess what I found, it’s in the sink’ (scratching and clawing like mad to get out)


He was okay, we set him free.


And the one I’ll never get over…’guess what died in our pool’.


Teaspoon for comparison. It killed me to lean down this close for the picture. In case any spider experts happen upon this post…no, I don’t want to know what it is. I don’t want to know if it travels in packs. I don’t want to know why it chose our pool. And I certainly don’t want to know if it likes to hide under pillows. Or crawl into scorpion bowls.

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Book This St. Thomas Villa For Christmas Or New Years And Save $1,500

Yup, it’s our villa and this is shameless self promotion. Go to our website: and check it out.  It normally rents for $9,950 for either of those weeks but if you email me at and use the code “Big Special” you’ll get 15% off or $1,500. That’s not chump change you know. So hurry and rent this St. Thomas Villa now.

Here are some pictures to look at in the meantime.

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Why I’m Not Listening To Radio Joe 106.1 In The US Virgin Islands

Facebook is a social network. It’s a place to meet and communicate. IT’S NOT A PLACE TO SPAM YOUR BUSINESS. A lot of people don’t know that, especially businesses trying to promote themselves. You first have to introduce yourself and open a line of communication. Then you’ll spark the interest of the person you’re trying to reach.

This morning I got a chat message from a stranger called Joe Blaster at Radio 106.1because he “friended” me on facebook. Here’s how he opened the conversation:



First off EVERYONE knows in the US Virgin Islands it’s a big time no no not to say Good Morning, Good afternoon or Good night before you say ANYTHING. He should know this given the market he’s in.  Secondly why would I listen to him? He’s shown no interest in me? He’s just screaming his message at me, all in caps. I don’t even know what type of music they play?

Here’s the rest of the conversation:


dude or dudet, why do you just spam?



I am just letting you know, have a problem ?


yea, all you do is promote yourself by spamming others. try communicating first like a real human, then maybe I’ll listen and promote you. maybe introduce yourself? You know, non spam stuff.


i dont need to introduce myself, this is facebook and its for promoting. this is a social network. have a nice day.  RADIO JOE 106.1 FM. THE BEST MUSIC ON YOUR RADIO , BYE.

-Huh? What happened to the word Social in Social Network? It’s not called a spam network.



-Yea dude, we spread the word by creating a real interest. I didn’t run around St. Thomas yelling at strangers. We wrote intersting articles and gained readership through natural word of mouth. Call me crazy ;)

Moral of the story…Social networks like facebook and twitter make it easy to communicate. But do it right by showing a real interest in the person you’re reaching out to. You’ll not only gain a customer you’ll also gain a friend.

Radio Joe has been defriended. How did that work out for him?

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Dreaming of Island Life – On the Verge of Making it a Reality

A few days ago I asked if anyone would like to guest blog. Here’s one that just came in from LL. Let’s help her out:

Let me preface this by stating that I am writing this nearly bug-eyed after spending the greater part of the last three days pouring over web sites for clues about life in the USVI and how one can make a living there. This is what led me to, which has very useful information I might add, and your open call for guest posts. I figure I’ll share my dilemma in the hopes that you and your readers can offer some valuable information for one on the verge of packing it up and coming to live in the islands.

So here is my story, I am a barely thirty-something single gal who is ready to give up the rat race, or at least try a different way of life for a time. With a lucrative yet no longer fulfilling IT Mgmt career I am hankering to give up that particular pressure, the mortgage, and the useless colder seasons in the East Coast for a constant commune with sun and sea and a renewed passion in some line of work. And that is how I got it in my head this week that I would move to St Thomas and teach for a spell…starting ASAP!

Having visited St Thomas and St John once in 2007, I must admit I fell in love! My first visit to anywhere in the Caribbean, I was in awe of the surroundings and struck by the way island living seemed such a natural state…albeit I was on vacation ? In contemplating the USVI as a more long-term residence, my own list of perceived pros and cons are vying for attention in my brain. I figure many of your readers who relocated to the Virgin Islands dealt with some of the same concerns, have the benefit of experience gained from actually making the leap, and would be so kind as to share the wisdom.

So how about it then? What are the top 10 benefits or draw backs of living in the Virgin Islands? Any teachers have something to share about that experience?

Are there just 20-somethings and couples as transplants or will there be other ‘30 is the new 20’ -year-old single professionals for me to befriend?

Are there cost-savings to be had compared to the main land?

Would you do it all over again?

As you can see I’ve got questions for days, what I need is answers people…or at least good links:) I’m still a bit traumatized by the post on this site about lizards, cockroaches, spiders, etc. since I am on the extreme end of the squeamish side so if there are any recommended places to live where I could avoid that completely do tell ?

Much obliged, your future neighbor…perhaps…


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