Big Kahuna
MTV Real World St. Thomas…
…premieres tonight. “…find out what happens when people stop being polite and start getting super drunk real…”
Personally, I can’t wait. Looking forward to seeing A) some of my favorite people & places and B) how they portray the island (if they can tear themselves away from people getting super drunk and making out in the hot tub real).
Recap soon come.
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So, here goes. Real World Season 27. St. Thomas. Episode one; rambling thoughts:
- pretty cool to see the many shots of the island; St. Thomas really is gorgeous.
- 100% percent love the St. Thomas map pool table cover in their pad, that Hassel Island house is sweet!
- ‘welcome to St. Thomas’ rum shots at the airport, and the girl thinks it’s ‘disgusting’. Meh, she’ll like it soon enough.
- Yay, Frenchtown Deli! For a split second anyways.
- aaaaaaaaand we’re in the house drinking. ‘Drink, Drank Drunk’ is the new title of the rest of this episode.
- let’s pause for a minute as I remember why I stopped watching this show many years ago. Oy vey.
- we continue with conversations varying from serious to seriously annoying. I am so not the target audience for this show.
- wondering how many times the owner(s) of this house will cringe if they watch this whole season.
- Boston boy Brandon is not a happy camper.
- “let’s make a tree house! Look at my tutu and clunky heels! I am so drunk! I think she/he is hot!”
- last minutes of the show and editing has brought us an almost fight between bros followed almost immediately by a make-up talk between said bros.
- blond chick has had too much alcohol and is the first to pass out in the house. Cue the ‘let’s draw on her with markers and surround her with jars of peanut butter’ montage.
- how much booze did they stock that house with…and how much peanut butter??? I saw at least 7 jars. Damn. That’s a lot of peanut butter. I can only imagine how many cases of Heineken are stacked up.
- and boom. Episode over. Looking forward to next week where we will hopefully get to see some St. Thomas people and places.


















June 28, 2012 @ 10:11 am
Billy Bob Said,
commercial break every 4 minutes
same dipsh*t behavior you come to expect from Real World people
only “real” reason to watch is for familiar STT footage
June 29, 2012 @ 5:52 am
Pirate93 Said,
I was just wondering how much it cost MTV to get a taxi with just the two kids in it from the airport
I am guessing the taxi union/VI mafia did not make an exception on their rate for not stuffing the taxi full of new arrivals. I remember one time being dropped off at the airport so I had no car. When I got back on Island, nobody could pick me up and I needed to get to Cowpet Bay East fast and did not want to be in a taxi with 30 tourist making 5-6 stops so I paid the express rate of $80 and the driver still made one stop to pick up a Heinekeen.
August 4, 2012 @ 4:31 pm
Jules Said,
I’m in LOVE with the bedding on Real World St. Thomas. Where is it from?!
September 6, 2012 @ 6:18 am
shay Said,
Are u kidding me? MTV! U deliberately choose volatile people that u know will cause tension and place them in a seductive environment rife with drugs and alcohol, stock their home with alcohol and then sit back and film the fire. And then u have the nerve to blame a guy u knew had issues when u picked him and put him there! U r just as responsible as he is! More so because he is one kid and u r a team of how many? Doing this show for how long? That u dare to drug test and throw out the person U SET UP! Bring him back! I’ve been watching Real World since the beginning and I am just about sick of your exploitation.